So there’s this anecdote I have where I’m on this date with this guy and we’re back at his place and he’s looking at me and says, “Why do I have ‘Brand New Lover’ running through my head?” and I say “I don’t know, but whenever I hear ‘You Spin Me Round’ on the radio in the morning on the way to work, it means that I’m going to have a good day,” and I nearly miss the boat except I get the subtext like three minutes later instead of two days later as I used to be wont to do. And once I told this story and said something about Pete Burns spinning in his grave, but the person I was telling it to told me that Pete’s still alive and well, so I can’t even tell that right. But now he’s alive and well and on Celebrity Big Brother. Damn, Brits get the better television. Oy.